Doubtless, the life of an Irregular is hard; but the interests of the Greater Number require that it shall be hard.

Learn this lesson, that to be self-contented is to be vile and ignorant, and that to aspire is better than to be blindly and impotently happy.

Distress not yourself if you cannot at first understand the deeper mysteries of Spaceland. By degrees they will dawn upon you.

I call our world Flatland, not because we call it so, but to make its nature clearer to you, my happy readers, who are privileged to live in Space.

Upward, not Northward

Expediency therefore concurs with Nature in stamping the seal of its approval upon Regularity of conformation.

To be self-contented is to be vile and ignorant, ans that to aspire is better than to be blindly and impoitently happy.

Attend to your Configuration.

Living in God’s righteousness and conducting your work according to God’s golden principles will undoubtedly lead any born again Christian to incredible success

Fate can be tricky and troublesome when not managed well.

Perfect grammar--persistent, continuous, sustained--is the fourth dimension, so to speak: many have sought it, but none has found it.

You don't win by wishing for your competitor or enemy to be weak and broke

A sense of the universe, a sense of the all, the nostalgia which seizes us when confronted by nature, beauty, music - these seem to be an expectation and awareness of a Great Presence.

One man's folly is another man's wife.

Come sleep with me: We won't make Love,Love will make us.

The image we have would be impossible for Mickey Mouse to maintain. We're just... normal people.

I tell you this: Your Life proceeds out of your intentions for it.

Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy.