Patricia Marx Quotes

New York may be the city that never sleeps, but Shanghai doesn't even sit down, and not just because there is no room.

There better not be a God because I'll be in big trouble.

"Couch surfing" refers to the practice of temporarily lodging with a stranger - free of charge, unless you count being incessantly sociable as payment.

I love narcissists-even more than they love themselves. You don't have to buoy them up. They are their own razzle-dazzle show and you are the blessed, favored with a front-row seat.

Love can't always be measured by how long u wait,it's about how well u understand WHY and WHAT you are waiting

The Chinese are no slouches when it comes to capitalism.

What can you give a friend who has everything? Shelves.

Christmas cards ... are technically only junk mail from people you know.

I do not find the concept of consorting with unknown persons appealing.

Being serious just makes me a little bit embarrassed.

For somebody who is a journalist, I can be awfully unobservant sometimes.

New York is rich in culture, cuisine, and commerce.

Every nuclear bomb is an Auschwitz waiting to happen.

Maybe pretty women were always funny but only now decided to go into comedy.