Don't you know what marriage means in this world? They are mergers and acquisitions disguised as marriages. In other words, the takeover syndromes.

A sack that can contain a person's greed...doesn't exist in this world. If your hearts not content, no matter how much you put in the sack, it's never enough.

The moment I saw her again, I knew that it's gonna be more fun to live my life now.

Not only do you have to trust the definite, you must also trust the uncertainty.

If you're the only one that can see the genius in you, It's best you revisit the drawing board.

We were about to give up and call it a night when somebody threw the girl off the bridge.

Epic poetry exhibits life in some great symbolic attitude. It cannot strictly be said to symbolize life itself, but always some manner of life.

I get up every morning and think...today I'm going to end capitalism.

Religion, by teaching man his relationship to God, gives the individual a sense of his own dignity and teaches him to respect himself by respecting his neighbors.

The highly motivated people in society are the ones causing all the trouble. It's not the lazy unmotivated folks sitting in front of a TV eating potato chips who bother anyone.

Andy Warhol is the only genius I've ever known with an IQ of 60.

Yes, I love playing cartoony characters. Been known for that.

The danger is, you have a formula and you just repeat it.

I saved a girl from being attacked last night. I controlled myself.