Don't piss in my ear and tell me it's raining.

The difference between a hero and a coward is one step sideways.

I was trained to be an actor, not a star. I was trained to play roles, not to deal with fame and agents and lawyers and the press.

Like a duck on the pond. On the surface everything looks calm, but beneath the water those little feet are churning a mile a minute.

Things parents say to children are oftentimes not heard, but in some cases you pick up on things that your parent would like to see you have done.

I do not like assassins, or men of low character.

Dysfunctional families have sired a number of pretty good actors.

Seventy-five per cent of being successful as an actor is pure luck. The rest is just endurance.

Honesty isn't enough for me. That becomes very boring. If you can convince people what you're doing is real and it's also bigger than life - that's exciting.

Hollywood loves to typecast, and I guess they saw me as a violent guy.

My wife and I take what we call our Friday comedy day off. We watch standup comics on TV. The raunchier the better. We love Eddie Izzard.

You don't know what it is to stay a whole day with your head in your hands trying to squeeze your unfortunate brain so as to find a word.

"Wait'll next year!" is the favorite cry of baseball fans football fans hockey fans and gardeners.

I'd rather be a few pounds heavier and enjoy life than be worried all the time.

We will receive not what we idly wish for but what we justly earn. Our rewards will always be in exact proportion to our service.

I love kids. It's amazing that I have the opportunity to hang out with my stepson all the time.

Climb the mountain so you can see the world, not so the world can see you. Focus all your effort on what is in your power to control.

Scenes change while shooting. Nowadays, while you're shooting the movie, you're cutting at the same time.

It's sexier when a girl is flirty but she doesn't do anything.

Madness comes from God, whereas sober sense is merely human.

It sounded stupid, but of course everything does when you're just getting the bare bones facts, only the basics.