Don't drink the water and don't breathe the air!

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

The most important purpose of education is to learn how to find the beauty of life.

For example, Americans seem reluctant to take on Shakespeare because you don't think you're very good at it - which is rubbish. You're missing out here.

When people drink, they talk, and talk is dangerous!

A full and fair discussion is essential to democracy.

Losing innocence. Remembering Heaven. That was the essence of Hell

The Lord gave us power in proportion to the work to be done, and strength according to the race set before us, and grace and help as our needs required.

Numbers are really fascinating things, and they do play a big part in our lives. They are a language of their own.

People don't trust the federal government as it relates to health care.

Why are we here? Where do we come from? Traditionally, these are questions for philosophy, but philosophy is dead.

As someone who grew up there, I say: The Chechen Republic must remain part of Russia. Everything else is negotiable.