Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

You know you have a drinking problem when the bartender knows your name -- and you've never been to that bar before.

I would start a revolution, but I just bought a hammock.

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort.

The word abbreviation sure is long for what it means.

If you read my blog, you know I'm a pilates freak. And by pilates, I mean waffles.

Tigers love pepper...they hate cinnamon.

Whether you are on the Right or the Left, everyone can agree that there are a lot of outside influences in American politics that are not good for the system. There's just too much money.

You know it's time to do the laundry when you dry off with a sneaker.

I dream of moving to India, or Pakistan, and becoming a cabdriver.

I have to stop crying when I watch "The View". It's not because of the topics at hand, I just feel sorry for that couch.

I may have stumbledand stammered at your unexpected push, but the breezeanchored me and I learnt the art of survival

Merry Heart And Joy Is To Maintain Your Well Being

That is the artistic task: To choose the best from these solutions.

...I said I was sorry.” “Be sorry, then. Just be sorry somewhere else.

Every time I leave the house or we go anywhere, there is a paranoia. We always have to watch for specific cars and specific signs that we're being photographed.

Our campaign is powered by college students who are not about to let the first genocide of the 21st century happen on their watch.

Flight is essential, but I can't let my fear show.

I am too slow to be a good climber, so I film instead.