Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake.

A stóirín, ya are a handful of trouble, but I kind of like it.

He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.

He’s not wearing…” Charlotte began.“I know. He doesn’t, ” Lydia answered.

Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you?

There's nothing sweet about me, love, " he said.

If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that.

Emotions like these didn't happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn't or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.

For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat."....He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.

I always felt that with luxury came cruelty. I do my best to live a happy, prosperous life, but I don't indulge in a lot of luxury.

When it comes time to default, they’re not going to remember any of the Republicans’ names. They are going to remember in history books one name, and that's Obama.

I think translation is an impossible job, and I admire the people who do it in a way that brings poetry to us that we wouldn't have access to.

I made stupid decisions as a kid, or as a young adult, but I'm trying to be now, I'm trying to take this lemon and make lemonade.

Find something good within your life and give every ounce of positivity you have towards it, then watch how your life changes.

The putting on of vestments and lighting candles, it's a wonderful ritual that never changes from one Mass to another.

If you can find someone like that, someone who you can hold and close your eyes to the world with, then you're lucky.

Good customers are an asset which, when wellmanaged and served, will return a handsome lifetime income stream for the company.

I have never seen such extreme partisanship, such bitter partisanship, and such forgetfulness of the fate of our fathers and of the Constitution.

Make enough mole hills, and eventually you will build a mountain.