A stóirín, ya are a handful of trouble, but I kind of like it.

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake.

Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.

He’s not wearing…” Charlotte began.“I know. He doesn’t, ” Lydia answered.

Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you?

There's nothing sweet about me, love, " he said.

If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that.

Emotions like these didn't happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn't or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.

For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat."....He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.

Neither your mother nor I have any imagination at all and we certainly didn't bring you up to have one

I don't know why you call it morning sickness, because I was sick all day and night!

Alas! Man's vices, horrible as they are supposed to be, contain the positive proof of his taste for the infinite.

Wine is a bride who brings a great dowry to the man who woos her persistently and gracefully.

How great, my friends, is the virtue of living upon a little!

I think aerobatic flying is athletic. I don't do aerobatic flying, but I would put that in a category of a sport. I would put regular flying in the category of an art or machine-type thing.

You're trying to figure out who you are when you're younger. However, once you've found yourself, you run your race, and you run in your own lane.

There is no other occupation in the world that so closely resembled enslavement as the career of a film star.

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of.

The work itself is the reward, and if I choose challenging work, it'll pay me back with interest. At least I'll be interested, even if nobody else is.