My energies have been drained.Masturbating too much will do that.

Ya were going to turn me into a rat? Had I known that I wouldn’t have tried to turn ya into a snake.

Do not pay attention to my cousins. Every family needs a couple idiots and we keep them around for entertainment.

A stóirín, ya are a handful of trouble, but I kind of like it.

He kissed the corner of her lips before whispering by her ear, “And that was just my hand, love.

He’s not wearing…” Charlotte began.“I know. He doesn’t, ” Lydia answered.

Am I on your walk of shame? You did sleep with the right MacGregor, didn’t you?

There's nothing sweet about me, love, " he said.

If Scotsmen don't wear anything under their kilts and they ride a horse, do you think they chafe their manbits?

Emotions like these didn't happen to regular, everyday people. They couldn't or else the entire world would be fornicating all the time.

For your next act, please don't pull any rabbits out of my... well, hat."....He licked playfully at her mouth. "And ya can't call my manhood 'rabbit'.

Beautiful untrue things are even more beautiful when they're true.

don't sulk. you're acting just like a man.

Once you clear that mind clutter out, the doorways for what you desire are open when you start using NAPS!

For the spread and endurance of an idea the originator is dependent on the self-development of the receivers and transmitters.

How much service have I rendered to my people?

We are never so ridiculous through what we are as through what we pretend to be.

Technology being the way it is, and record sales being the way it is, there are not too many things that you need to depend on a label for that you can't go out and do yourself.

None so blind as those who won't see.

Let the veil of silence fall presently over what happened afterwards. Silence, too, can speak out.

E.B. White's essays are the best things I've read about Maine - especially the one in which he's not sure if he can go out sailing any more in his sloop.