Disorder makes me feel at ease if I'm alone, embarrassed if I'm not.

Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.

The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.

I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something.

Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.

Time is an encoded pattern of fabric woven with information & energy.

Pessimism, when you get used to it, is just as agreeable as optimism.

Adjectives are the sugar of literature and adverbs the salt.

But I always seem to finish a book and then think, oh God, I've got to pay a tax bill, so I'd better write a novel, so I tend not to stop and learn word processing.

We all need that experience of forgetting who you are. Forgetting who you are is such a delicious experience and so frightening that we're in this conflicted predicament.

A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

It seems to me that it's the best way of wasting money that I know of. I don't think investments on the moon pay a very high dividend.

When people say to me: would you rather be thought of as a funny man or a great boss? My answer's always the same, to me, they're not mutually exclusive.

The light had simply and utterly destroyed the darkness.

You are strangely troublesome.