A gun is no more dangerous than a cricket bat in the hands of a madman.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Great beauty is often perceived by human senses as pain.

The body grows slowly and steadily but the soul grows by leaps and bounds. It may come to its full stature in an hour.

I hate New Year's Eve. One more chance to remember that you haven't yet done what you wanted. And to pretend it doesn't matter.

Finding that balance between work and family is the hardest thing I've ever done - by far.

I've always had a very positive relationship with the municipal labor unions - a respectful relationship.

'Rome' was one of my favourite shows, and I wish HBO had given it three more seasons 'cause I would have loved to continue watching it.

To hear the faint sound of oars in the silence as a rowboat comes slowly out and then goes back is truly worth all the years of sorrow that are to come.

Reading can be a road to freedom or a key to a secret garden, which, if tended, will transform all of life.

Hyperdub started in 2001 as a web magazine, but we also did a few events in the early days before becoming a label.

Here we will have possibly a bunch of tax dodgers deciding the election.