I sit and feel lonely. Sitting and feeling lonely is something I am a spectacular success at. I can do it for hours. Everyone is good at something.

Two fairies were sleeping peacefully on his bed. Dinnie was immediately depressed. He knew that he did not have enough money to see a therapist.

The pyjamas have cats on them. I am informed that these cats belong to an organisation called Hello Kitty.

Don't worry, fairy vomit is no doubt sweet-smelling to humans.

Disorder makes me feel at ease if I'm alone, embarrassed if I'm not.

Grief teaches the steadiest minds to waver.

You don't go into battle because you're sure of victory. You go into battle because it's the right thing to do.

I know I've got a lock on the Dutch Hall of Fame.

We need to remind each other that the cup of sorrow is also the cup of joy, that precisely what causes us sadness can become the fertile ground for gladness.

I blame Hollywood for skewing perspectives. Life is just a big romantic comedy to them, and if you meet cute, happily ever-after is a forgone conclusion.

I remember enjoying writing those, theres two clues of a gift: you enjoy doing it and people enjoy you doing it.

Say what you will, there is something fine about our old aristocracy. I'll bet Trotsky couldn't hit a moving secretary with an egg on a dark night.

No more crying. It's all wetness and no comfort at all.

I don't think I've ever had a strange fan interaction. Just any time anyone is willing to come up and say hi or something like that, it's very flattering.

Things evidently false are not only printed, but many things of truth most falsely set forth.