Did you hear that we're writing Iraq's new Constitution? Why not just give them ours? We're not using it anymore.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

..Breaking yet budding, dying yet living - standingamongst ruins and rage, reaching for possibilitiesplaying hard to get.

The biggest loopholes created in the world become evident when people who were born to lead do not eventually become leaders and never know it!

Step into the future with focus knowing that the only way to kill your dream is trying to find another.

Home is one's birthplace, ratified by memory.

In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity.

That's one of the many things I hate about life, that it's a hideously cliched business.

The one who listens attentively to the Word of God and truly prays, always asks the Lord: what is your will for me?

I reckon if I ever marry, she will have to be a strong woman in a circus or something.

I'm a reader and a storyteller, and God chose literature and story and poetry as the languages of my spiritual text. To me, the Bible is a manifesto, a guide, a love letter, a story.

Purity, patience and perseverance are the three essentials to success and above all love.