Did you hear something, Nora?” Vee asked. “I thought I heard something.” “You definitely heard something,” I agreed. “Could that be … a dog fart I heard?” Vee asked me.

actions speak louder than words

But if I hadn't fallen, I wouldn't have met you.

Did I really want to stay on this road longer, knowing it was only going to end in devastation?

Angel... I don't think you understand the lengths I would go to if it means keeping you here with me.' -Patch (PG 262)

Tacos." "Tacos?" I echoed. This seemed to amuse him. "Tomatoes, lettuce, cheese." "I know what a taco is!

I'm not leaving until you tell me why you followed me. I know I'm a fascinating guy, but this is starting to feel like an unhealthy obsession.

Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat.

You're a psychopath." "I prefer creative.

Sometimes bad things have to happen before good things can.

Being with you never felt wrong. It's the one thing I did right. You're the one thing I did right.

If you are tuning in just for the show, you're going to be sorely disappointed.

My fastest time in high school was a 4:29 mile. I think cross-country has something to do with my longevity in my business. When you're in an eight-mile race, you never give up.

Fan mail is one thing, but fans you meet in person are a different matter entirely.

I chose to do comedy instead of going to college.

It's interesting most people don't really know what a producer does and really the producer is the very first person on-site and the very last one to leave.

TEACHER seeks pupil. Must have an earnest desire to save the world. Apply in person.

You’re the missing piece I need The song inside of me I need to find you I gotta find you

The shadows of things are greater than themselves; and the more exaggerated the shadow, the more unlike the substance.

According to liberals, I'm not supposed to exist. I know that I am going to be a target for the Left. I have something to say to them: 'Game On.'

I was rapping at eight.