Decorate your home. It gives the illusion that your life is more interesting than it really is.

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

We need never be without hope because we can never be irreparably broken.

God always provides a pleasant memory to help ease the pain of a bad experience.

Unicorns aren't magical and beautiful. They're just predatory horses that have horns and love to eat virgins.

I'm always attracted to lower budget, not because it's lower budget, but because they tend to be better scripts.

My goal is to create a therapy of ideas, to try to bring in new ideas so that we can see the same old problems differently.

I often conduct an orchestra in my sleep; my orchestras are so huge that the back desks of the violas vanish into the horizon. And everything is so wonderful.

What is so funny about us is precisely that we take ourselves too seriously. Laughter is the same and healthy response to the innocent foibles of men; and even to some which are not innocent.

I served two tours of duty in Vietnam. I won the Bronze Star. I won the Purple Heart.

I'm not a minister, I'm not a philosopher, I'm not a politician, I'm in another category.

It is hard to look the other way when a dictator is being so cruel and violent with his own people.