Death is not the end. There remains the litigation over the estate.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Be knowledgeable but humble. Be wise and simple.

He isn't the best, neither am I. But we are the best version of ourselves with each other. And that's pretty close to Perfection.

Socialism must come down from the brain and reach the heart.

My understanding is that you get to choose which of your thoughts to go with.

When I was skating you had to participate in every thing.

Russians alone are able to combine so many opposites in themselves at one and the same time.

I think software patents are a bad idea. Many patents are given for trivial inventions.

But there are wanderers o'er Eternity Whose bark drives on and on, and anchor'd ne'er shall be.

How you spend your time defines who you are.

I sit before flowers 
hoping they will train me in the art 
of opening up