Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.

Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.

Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.

Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.

I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to bribery to win a woman's synthetic affections.

Live. Let nothing be lost upon you. Be afraid of nothing.

Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.

I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words.

'Bombay Velvet' is my most romantic film, it's my 'Titanic' or 'Gone With The Wind.'

But St. Aubert had too much good sense to prefer a charm to a virtue.

Don't be an extra in your own movie. Move out of your comfort zone. Don't be afraid of feeling uncomfortable or awkward. Step-out and make it happen.

For me, I think the harder the shoot, the more I feel like I'm enjoying myself.

The grapevine should be named after a more bitter fruit. It should be called the grapefruit tree.

I wasn't the president. And my first wife thinks I'm great. And my second wife and my - and I have a great marriage. I mean, I have a great marriage.

I always have really fresh, hormone-free, additive-free chicken, healthy veggies, and brown rice in the fridge to grab because I'm always on the go.

I think the social faux par is probably what most people fear... more people fear public speaking than death and that's because we don't want to make a fool of ourselves. It's fundamental.

And when you talk about realization, accomplishment for that matter enlightenment is that when you realize the fundamental essence of your mind.

Mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable, than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed.