Dear World, I am leaving because I am bored. I feel I have lived long enough. I am leaving you with your worries in this sweet cesspool. Good luck.

I am annoyed by individuals who are embarrassed by pauses in a conversation. To me, every conversational pause refreshes.

It's not that it's so good with money, but that it's so bad without it.

Every well-thought-out rebuttal to dogma, every scrap of intelligent logic, every absurdist reduction of some bullying stance is the antidote.

I'm nobody's fool, least of all yours.

Hope that, in future, all is well, everyone eats free, no one must work, all just sit around feeling love for one another.

I do not spoil women. ... I don't send them flowers and gifts. . . . I'm saving those gestures until I am an unpleasant old man who must resort to bribery to win a woman's synthetic affections.

Live. Let nothing be lost upon you. Be afraid of nothing.

Dear world, I am leaving because I am bored.

Acting is like roller skating. Once you know how to do it, it is neither stimulating nor exciting.

I am a reformed Catholic. I'm a Buddhist in other words.

How about "diamonds are a girl's best friends"? Nope. It should be switched around and pointed out, instead, that your best friends are diamonds.

Follow your passion? Sure...but for most one needs to follow their passion after work and on weekends.

True happiness comes from the joy of deeds well done, the zest of creating things new.

And actually, about three weeks ago, Micky, Peter and I were in Vegas at the MGM Grand. And we did about 12 shows in seven days. It was quite an experience.

Perception is real even when it is not reality.

Life does not stand still. Where there is no progress, there is disintegration.

The problem of evil is raised more often by spectators of life than the actual combatants. You will hardly ever find that the great sufferers are the great skeptics.

Right now there’s kind of a generational change. Young Americans do not trust this government. Without trusting government you can't do a lot of things.

No, in country money, the country scale of gain, The requisite lift of spirit has never been found.

I had a job on a newspaper in Wisconsin, and I started off as most reporters did back then: writing obits and free ad giveaways.