Deaf? If you're near there, no wonder you are deaf.

When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife.

If I were reincarnated I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.

During the Blitz, a lot of shops had their windows blown in and put up notices saying, 'More open than usual'. I now declare this place more open than usual.

Cannibalism is a radical but realistic solution to the problem of overpopulation.

How do you keep the natives off the booze long enough to pass the test?

People think there's a rigid class system here, but dukes have been known to marry chorus girls. Some have even married Americans.

I would like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

You're just a silly little Whitehall twit: you don't trust me and I don't trust you.

The bastards murdered half my family.

In the event that I am reincarnated, I would like to return as a deadly virus, in order to contribute something to solve overpopulation.

Unexamined wallpaper is classroom practices and institutional policies that are so entrenched in school culture or a teacher's paradigm that their ability to affect student learning is never probed.

Work is part of school.

Man cannot remake himself without suffering for he is both the marble and the sculptor.

Knowledge cultivates your seeds and does not sow in your seeds.

I got my first acting role because I was a singer.

Men, all men, were always trying to get hold of me, you know.

Luck has a peculiar habit of favoring those who do not depend on it.

A bit of tolerance is worth a megabyte of flamming.

One effect of sustained conflict is to narrow our vision of what is possible.

I've opposed black regimes and white regimes, leftist regimes and rightist regimes. I'm close to Aristide because I have respect for him, but all that is beside the point.