DEPENDENT, adj. Reliant upon another's generosity for the support which you are not in a position to exact from his fears.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

Everybody that is born on the surface of this earth, has this wealth called time.

The unknown breeze came wafting towards us and filled our hearts with the fragrance of love!

I am only one. The best person I can possibly be.

There was still light in the world, and the choice was hers to be a part of it.

Let every man be master of his fate.

Skepticism can keep us from blessing, can keep us trapped in two minds.

In politics, one can learn some things from cycling, such as how to have character and courage. Sometimes in politics there isn't enough of those things.

Once the music gets in you, it doesn't leave you.

Unfortunately this earth is not a fairy-land, but a struggle for life, perfectly natural and therefore extremely harsh.

My great objection to this government is, that it does not leave us the means of defending our rights, or of waging war against tyrants.