DECIDE, v.i. To succumb to the preponderance of one set of influences over another set.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

I love traveling and seeing new things, learning the histories of different cultures. But I've always wanted to go to the Galapagos to see the giant turtles.

And if you see me, smile and maybe give me a hug. That's important to me too.

There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in.

That part of the Englishman's nature which has found gratification in religion is now drifting into political life.

Life's better without braces.

The word love has become so devalued, we have to put words in front of it, like 'unconditional'.

Nothing happens just because we are aware of modern day slavery, but nothing will ever happen until we are.

My birthday was Monday, now I finally get to go home and enjoy it with some Burger King. Here I come baby! Burger King! Burger King!

If you are going to be progressive, then you have to make progress. And that sometimes depends on breaking a few legs.

It's a bold statement but I think people need to read between the lines.