Condole - to show that bereavement is a smaller evil than sympathy.

Speak when you are angry and you will make the best speech you will ever regret.

The most affectionate creature in the world is a wet dog.

War is God's way of teaching Americans geography.

In our civilization, and under our republican form of government, intelligence is so highly honored that it is rewarded by exemption from the cares of office.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

Admiral. That part of a warship which does the talking while the figurehead does the thinking.

Spring beckons! All things to the call respond; the trees are leaving and cashiers abscond.

NEPOTISM, n. Appointing your grandmother to office for the good of the party.

Divorce: a resumption of diplomatic relations and rectification of boundaries.

Clairvoyant, n.: A person, commonly a woman, who has the power of seeing that which is invisible to her patron - namely, that he is a blockhead.

And Ritchie has now scored 11 goals, exactly double the number he scored last season

I've got a weird balance problem as a human being, like I'm dizzy, and it's something to do with that.

The cyborg is now the ideal to which all our most advanced technology is tending.

Ordering a man to write a poem is like commanding a pregnant woman to give birth to a red-headed child.

There can be no liberty without the law

The extreme clarity of the desert light is equaled by the extreme individuation of desert life forms. Love flowers best in openness and freedom.

How wonderful life is while you're in the world

When two drivers curse each other on the road, and one of them happens to be a Jew, you can't define that as anti-Semitism.

Where love is concerned, too much is not even enough.

Those whom fate has dealt hard knocks remain vulnerable for ever afterwards.