Comedy is allied to justice.

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

You cannot drown a fish in the ocean, no matter how deep you sink it.

I am the same kind of moron as the rest of you, it's the method that does the work, for me as well as for you.

Incentives are not strategy, they are tactics. Defensive measures.

My parents never talked to me like I was a kid. Maybe that's why I've been seen as mature.

I love you more than anything in this world. I don't expect that will last.

Love me like a wrong turn on a bad road late at night.

I don't have anything else to prove.

Flame is very near to smoke.

If you're nasty, I won't fight. If you're rough, well that's just you. If you're mean, that's alright too. Whatever you are is all okay. I don't like you anyway.

Do what your heart tells you is right.