A man's homeland is wherever he prospers.

Open your mouth and shut your eyes and see what Zeus will send you.

Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.

Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Ignorance can be cured, but stupidity is forever

Wise people, even though all laws were abolished, would still lead the same life.

You cannot teach a crab to walk straight.

A man may learn wisdom even from a foe.

Characteristics of a popular politician: a horrible voice, bad breeding, and a vulgar manner.

By words the mind is winged.

When men drink, then they are rich and successful and win lawsuits and are happy and help their friends. Quickly, bring me a beaker of wine, so that I may wet my mind and say something clever.

Don't get consumed by the false idea that being a woman is a disadvantage.

As Christ is the blossom of humanity, so the blossom of every man is Christ perfected in him.

There are only three things to be done with a woman. You can love her, suffer for her, or turn her into literature.

Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.

I want to be great, or nothing. I won't be a commonplace dauber, so I don't intend to try any more.

Always be sincere, whether you mean it or not.

Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives.

If you can find your footing between two cultures, sometimes you can have the best of both worlds.

I want war. To me all means will be right. My motto is not "Don't, whatever you do, annoy the enemy." My motto is "Destroy him by all and any means." I am the one who will wage the war!

If thou marry beauty, thou bindest thyself all thy life for that which, perchance, will neither last nor please thee one year.