Cocaine decisions that you make today, will mean nothing later on when you get nose decay.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

It is the uncertainty of life that fills life with magnificence and beauty.

Madame, I believe the greatest sin against God is to be false. If one is not true to one's self, then it is impossible to be true to God. I bear you no ill will for following your heart.

Courage and clemency are equal virtues.

The goal of real healthcare reform must be high-quality, universal coverage in a cost-effective way.

I think after doing a few shows now, people are ready to put me down.

Death means that a form of life dissolves or that the imminent possibility of dissolution exists, whether through our own death or through illness or old age.

Europe is secure from any future irruptions of Barbarians; since, before they can conquer, they must cease to be barbarous.

Teach your parents well.

Maybe if Graziano make another work or another sport I wouldn't have had this passion to be a rider.

Earning an education is not the same as gaining a skill set.