Children and fools always speak the truth.

The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, of graceful and gilded forms of charitable and unselfish lying.

I'm really thankful for every experience I've had, even the ones that were puzzling or disorienting, because they taught me so much.

We developed 'Sightseers' as a TV idea but didn't get anywhere with it because all the channels said it was too dark originally as an idea for television.

Oh, where is the Fairy Godmother of explanations when you need her?

Love is the fart Of every heart It pains the man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.

Everyone who pays taxes has blood on their hands.

Depression is the reward we get for being 'good'.

I never admitted what I wanted to do for a career to anyone until I was 26. I wish I'd piped up at 18.

In the child, we see the grown-up. I see the problem differently.

The birth of the reader must be at the cost of the death of the Author.

I've learned through writing that if something made me feel deeply or anything at all, it was worth it.