Love is the fart Of every heart It pains the man when 'tis kept close, And others doth offend, when 'tis let loose.

Tis not the meat, but 'tis the appetite makes eating a delight.

She is pretty to walk with, And witty to talk with, And pleasant, too, to think on.

Opportunity, to statesmen, is as the just degree of heat to chemists; it perfects all the work.

Our sins, like to our shadows, when our day was in its glory, scarce appeared; toward our evening, how great and monstrous!

Expectation makes a blessing dear. Heaven were not heaven if we knew what it was.

Why so pale and wan, fond lover, Prithee, why so pale? Will, when looking well can't move her, Looking ill prevail? Prithee, why so pale?

I prithee send me back my heart, Since I cannot have thine; For if from yours you will not part, Why, then, shouldst thou have mine?

Abruptness is an eloquence in parting, when spinning out the time is but the weaving of new sorrow.

Out upon it, I have loved Three whole days together; And am like to love three more, If it prove fair weather.

But oh, she dances in such a way! No sun upon an Easter-day Is half so fine a sight.

Watch the stars, and from them learn.

Old godheads sink in space and drown Their arks like foundered galleons sucked down.

There is no such thing as a good government. There never was. There can't be.

There is a ceiling to it and there's a stigma. Billy Crystal as brilliant as he is, he's never going to be thought of as a contemporary like Alan Arkin.

I am a woman, I make mistakes. I make them often. God has given me a talent and that's it.

I can describe to you the taste of government cheese.

And what can life be worth if the first rehearsal for life is life itself?

In an age of acceleration, nothing can be more exhilarating than going slow.

If I persist, if I continue to try, if I continue to charge forward, I will succeed!

I've got over three-hundred pairs of shoes back home - I'm twenty-four years old and I wear a size four, so all my shoes are just cheap.