CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?

CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.

CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?

Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.

CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?

CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.

Keep your dreams, you will never know when you need them

If someone breaks your best friend's heart, you should break their face

Do not create opportunities for beasts and evils to take charge of your life.

Exercise and good nutrition helped make me what I am today and are critical in allowing me stay on top of my game.

History's long arc is different than the today's headlines.

Failure is something I can deal with. Regret is not.

Without the Gospel everything is useless and vain.

Hate, in the long run, is about as nourishing as cyanide.

I wanted readers to be genuinely unsure as to whether she's telling the truth or lying. It meant making her partly sympathetic, and partly unsympathetic, which wasn't easy.

Dean Martin's pancreas, who overheard his liver singing I got a right to sing the blues. Never got a dinner!