Jen Campbell, Weird Things Customers Say In Bookshops Quotes
CUSTOMER: Do you have this children's book I've heard about? It's supposed to be very good. It's called "Lionel Richie and the Wardrobe.
CUSTOMER: If I were to, say... meet the love of my life in this bookshop, what section do you think they would be standing in?
Bookshop Customer: 'Who wrote the bible?'Customer's friend: 'Jesus.
CUSTOMER: I don’t know why she wants it, but my wife asked for a copy of The Dinosaur Cookbook.BOOKSELLER: The Dinah Shore Cookbook?
CUSTOMER (to her friend): What's this literary criticism section? Is it for books that complain about other books?
CUSTOMER: I’m always on night shift at work.BOOKSELLER (jokingly): Is that why you’re buying so many vampire novels?CUSTOMER (seriously): You can never be too prepared.
