CBS is planning a tribute to Dan Rather... the memo went out a month ago but everyone assumed it was a fake.

Four years of Jimmy Carter gave us two titanic Reagan landslides, peace and prosperity for eight blessed years - and even a third term for his feckless vice president, George H.W. Bush.

I'm getting a little fed up with hearing about, oh, civilian casualties. I think we ought to nuke North Korea right now just to give the rest of the world a warning.

Usually the nonsense liberals spout is kind of cute, but in wartime their instinctive idiocy is life-threatening.

I highly approve of Romney's decision to be kind and gentle to the retard.

We need somebody to put rat poisoning in Justice Stevens' creme brulee. That's just a joke, for you in the media.

Any growing interest in soccer can only be a sign of the nation's moral decay.

I might be in favor of national healthcare if it required all Democrats to get their heads examined.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

There is no surer proof of Christ's divinity than that he is still so hated some two thousand years after his death.

Liberals want the family destroyed, they want religion destroned, because then you have loyalty directly to the state.

Speak with silence, listen with heart, and forgive with kindness.

We have work to do if you are not to be a total failure like high-waisted, acid-wash jeans.

The papers are portraying Rafa as a parrot, just like they did when they showed Graham Taylor as an onion

One who no longer wishes to laugh had best marry in France; they will soon find that it is no laughing matter.

Struggle to sketch the flow that already exists intact in mind.

We discovered how much money influences certain things work in United States. How things might seem okay on the outside, but internally, they're corrupt.

We believe easily what we fear of what we desire

You are five times more likely to be killed by your abuser if your abuser can get their hands on a gun. That's not a small problem.

I want to be able to make people laugh and cry and feel happy or sad and feel all these different emotions through singing and acting. Hopefully throughout my career, I'll get to pursue them.

Bakers bake bread, accountants manage accounts and entrepreneurs turn ideas into reality.