But what is coffee, but a noxious berry, Born to keep used-up Londoners awake?

I can not sing the old songs now! It is not that I deem them low, 'Tis that I can't remember how They go.

Life is with such all beer and skittles. They are not difficult to please About their victuals.

Go mad, and beat their wives; Plunge (after shocking lives) Razors and carving knives Into their gizzards.

The heart which grief hath cankered, Hath one unfailing remedy - the Tankard.

I've read in many a novel, that unless they've souls that grovel-- Folks prefer in fact a hovel to your dreary marble halls.

The farmer's daughter hath soft brown hair And I met with a ballad, I can't say where, That wholly consisted of lines like these.

I sit alone at present, dreaming darkly of a Dun.

Should ever anything be missed - milk, coals, umbrellas, brandy - the cat's pitched into with a boot or anything that's handy.

The auld wife sat at her ivied door, (Butter and eggs and a pound of cheese) A thing she had frequently done before; And her spectacles lay on her apron'd knees.

But ah! disasters have their use; And life might e'en be too sunshiny.

A handsome prince, such as yourself, deserves someone who is no less than one hundred percent dedicated to him.

They give birth astride of a grave, the light gleams an instant, then it's night once more.

Believers can search the Scriptures on their own, and allow the Word of God, coinciding with the Holy Spirit, to enlighten their understanding, and open their spiritual eyes.

Disclosing one's "deep, dark secrets" makes them no less deep or dark or secret than any other petty flaw.

My most famous show is the 'Kitchen Show.' More famous than any gallery show or museum show I curated.

Islamic terrorists are new examples of an old problem with fascism.

I don't know what I'd do if I was making a romantic comedy; I wouldn't feel like I was earning my $100 a day.

I feel as a horse must feel when the beautiful cup is given to the jockey.

It is easy to write unthinking music.

The man who keeps busy helping the man below him won't have time to envy the man above him.