Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.

If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe.

Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?

It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.

The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.

Mutually helping team members achieve both individual and team objectives.

This curious world we inhabit is more wonderful than convenient

Your level of consciousness defines the beauty of your life and destiny.

You must always be open to your luck. You cannot force it but you can recognize it.

One who was abhorred by all in prosperity is adored by all in adversity.

A lot of clever people have got everything except judgement

As Latinas, we tend to be overly partial considering stereotypes. I'm interested in being naughty and edgy.

It's a very important thing to learn to talk to people you disagree with.

He had a smug smile on his lips like he knew, even in his sleep, that women all around him were dying from love because he'd taken their hearts and hidden them where they'd never find them.

For thugs from the ghetto, violence is a way of life - it's what helps you survive.