If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe.

... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.

Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?

It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.

The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.

Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

Do your thing and don't care if they like it.

...there was a certain comfort in surrender.

My hope always when I am working with a new client is that I will cultivate a relationship with them: develop a dialogue and a way of working. This makes it easy for a star to trust you.

There is no more difficult art to acquire than the art of observation, and for some men it is quite as difficult to record an observation in brief and plain language.

I'm definitely looking forward to the day when I stop working - if I ever stop working. I like the idea of keeling over in my tomato vines in Sardinia or northern Italy.

Through all the bad guys that I've played, they're justifiably bad - they have their reasons. It's been important to me.

Eternity is the place where questions and answers become one.

The sentimentalist does not think of what he does so much as of what the world will think of what he does.

Clark Kent, I suppose, had a little bit of Harold Lloyd in him.

My understanding is, the fans are so ravenous in Canada, they gnaw on the stars.