... You can only properly oppress people through a stability bordering on stagnation.

If we were to plot the distance between where you are RIGHT NOW and the nearest good idea, it would describe a line too big to fit inside the universe.

Lies aren't true, so why would anyone tell them?

It's really my fault because I continue listening to the things that you say.

The only times you say what I'm thinking, it's without any of the sarcasm and therefore the exact opposite of what I mean.

Black Mage: I was joking.Red Mage: OH. See, I was confused by the total lack of comedy.

Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is by faith, then you are conceding that it can't be taken on its own merits. It is intellectual bankruptcy.

Happily Single is holding out for the best and letting go of the rest. It’s saying “I will and I can” to YOURSELF before you say “I do” to someone else.

All men seek one goal: success or happiness.

Democracy can only spring from within a nation itself, only from the hearts and minds of its people.

Regimes may fall and fail, but I do not.

I don't live in Hollywood. I don't have celebrities as friends. I like them, but I don't pal around with them. I just live in the Midwest, a real normal world.

Great God of the Ants, thou hast granted victory to thy servants. I appoint thee honorary Colonel.

Pain and happiness are simply conditions of the ego. Forget the ego.

Rudeness is something I just can't tolerate.

Everyone is mine - no matter what.