As a means to success, determination has this advantage over talent - that it does not have to be recognized by others.

Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

Cherish the friend who tells you a harsh truth, wanting ten times more to tell you a loving lie.

You can spend too much time wondering which of identical twins is the more alike.

What greater blessing to give thanks for at a family gathering than the family and the gathering.

Ever wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?

If minutes were kept of a family gathering, they would show that "Members not Present" and "Subjects Discussed" were one and the same.

It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions.

For the most part, we carnivores do not eat other carnivores. We prefer to eat our vegetarian friends.

On a windswept hill by a billowing sea, my destiny sits and waits for me.

It is not that love is blind. It is that love sees with a painter's eye, finding the essence that renders all else background.

I prefer my justice to be blind.

I'm the most misunderstood, misquoted person I know, honestly.

Verde que te quiero verde. Verde viento. Verde ramas. Green I love you green. Green Wind. Green branches.

If you don't know how to look, you'll end up putting down the wrong things, which only dilutes or cancels the power of your artwork.

When you have a dream, it's going to be a lot of "I can't" people. You need to be the driving force to say I can.

You don't know what goes on in anyone's life but your own.

You must market your marketing.

I think touring is one fo the funnest parts of being a singer or entertainer or whatever.

Necessity gives the law and does not itself receive it.

You walk into a room, see a woman, and something happens. It's chemical. What are you going to do about it?