Benny was awake again. Happened every morning.

I don't like lollipops.

Artemis Fowl will never be secondary." "I thought you were Artemis Fowl the Second?" said Holly.

Butler could kill you a hundred different ways without use of his armoury. Though I'm sure one would be quite sufficient.

I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?

Either that boy is the sanest creature on Earth, he thought, or he is so disturbed that our tests cannot even begin to scratch the surface.

Have you ever heard of the theory of relativity?" Artemis blinked. "Is this a joke? I have traveled through time, Doctor. I think I know a little something about relativity.

Butler was seeing the world as it was, complete with L.E.P retrival team

Being in command means making tough decisions. Not being in command means shutting up and doing what you're told. --Artemis Fowl

I never tell anyone exactly how clever I am. They would be too scared.

It's like learning to ride a unicorn. You never forget.

Life is an incredible adventure into the mysterious unknown future.

In our evolution language has been the greatest single contribution to our understanding and misunderstanding

Remember, faith is the harbinger of chaos.

Laws are a dead letter without courts to expound and define their true meaning and operation.

Even my failures make money and become classics a year after I make them.

Oh my goodness the mystery that has prompted my objective. My quality lies exclusively in my tirelessness.

I believe we should encourage children to sing and play instruments from an early age.

If a pretty woman only knew how anger improved her beauty! Her complexion needs no other paint than indignation.

Before dreaming about the future or marking plans, you need to articulate what you already have going for you - as entrepreneurs do.

The most solitary I ever felt was when I was living in New York. I used to live in Enrico Caruso's old apartment, and I had a special staircase that took me up to the roof. There was nobody up there.