Believe it or not, I kind of went into professional wrestling so I could get an avenue into acting.

Oh it's TRUE, it's DAMN true.

I became the first ever Euro-continental champion in WWF history. Well, besides D-Lo Brown, but he doesn't count.

You do not boo an Olympic Gold Medalist. I'm the best in the world. I came here for you. You don't boo me.

Hey, I drank milk that was a DAY past its expiration date. Now THAT is extreme!

Oh its real, its damn real

You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I hear your chants. I hear your cat calls. And yes it's true. I'm obsessed with other men's balls. WORD!

I have a little nursery rhyme for all you children out there, something even the Godfather can understand. 'You can prance and you can dance, but when it comes to relations, keep it in your pants.

I just got pinned by a freakin' twelve year old.

You want ME in the ring? Now I know you've been drinking

Friendship is genuine when two friends can enjoy each others company without speaking a word to one another.

Lovers, of course, are notoriously frantic epistemologists, second only to paranoiacs (and analysts) as readers of signs and wonders.

Any one prominent in affairs can always see when a man may steal a horse and when a man may not look over a hedge.

Even if I don't like what I am, I know what I am. My children like what they are, but they don't know what they are. So tell me which is worse.

George Clooney is trying his own way but he's struggling too because he has to deal with America. Yet, if he has a foot in Europe, it's not for nothing.

The stuff I do and say onstage I can do easily. As a performer, that comes easily. But being social offstage, it's not easy for me.

'Arbitrary' and 'odd' are the words which best describe the pattern of my career. I'm perpetually baffled by the whole thing.

You can keep your Streisands.

If you haven't seen me lasso, you haven't lived.

I wish I could see outta two eyes.