Being virtually killed by a virtual laser in a virtual space is just as effective as the real thing, because you are as dead as you think you are.

The single raindrop never feels responsible for the flood.

To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity.

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing noise they make as they go by.

If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a mirror and a few pictures of hedgehogs and tell them to sort it out for themselves.

Let us think the unthinkable, let us do the undoable, let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all.

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious.

Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few pips in it, and some folks have half a one for breakfast.

Ray Wilkins' day will come one night

I go from a corruptible, to an incorruptible Crown; where no disturbance can be, no disturbance in the World.

The pursuit of excellence is a continuous process through life. Enjoy the pursuit.

No one is a natural - you have to work at being a natural.

All things in this world must be seen with youthful, hopeful eyes.

Nobody actually creates perfect code the first time around, except me. But there's only one of me.

How many evangelism programs have you encountered in which sharing the gospel assumes no relationship with the customer and Jesus is sold like soap?

The rating [of "Aquarius"] was eventually brought down to 16 after the third appeal. Everything blew up after the second appeal because the press picked it up and spurred suspicions of persecution.

Perception is reality. If you are perceived to be something, you might as well be it because that's the truth in people's minds.

But now I am cabined, cribbed, confined, bound in To saucy doubts and fears.