Being a personality is not the same thing as having a personality.

Enjoy your life today because yesterday had gone and tomorrow may never come

I sometimes wonder if the manufacturers of foolproof items keep a fool or two on their payroll to test things.

Democracy consists of choosing your dictators, after they've told you what you think it is you want to hear.

There are many mysteries in old age but the greatest, surely, is this: in those adverts for walk-in bathtubs, why doesn't all the water gush out when you get in?

Television is more interesting than people. If it were not we should have people standing in the corner of our room.

Strictly speaking, the land does not exist; it is merely dehydrated sea.

Malta is the only country in the world where the local delicacy is the bread.

All I know of birds to this date is that sparrows are the ones that are not pigeons.

A humorist tells himself every morning, "I hope it's going to be a rough day." When things are going well, it's much harder to make the right jokes.

Having lost the last war, they are currently enjoying a "Wirtschaftswunder," which can be briefly translated as "The best way to own a Mercedes is to build one."

Afterall a concerned sincere heart & clear conscience is what matters & nothing else...

Most ignorance is vincible ignorance. We don't know because we don't want to know.

It's very important, once you are a parent, that you educate your kid day by day.

The White House has now put together a website for kids. It's a website to teach kids how to manage a budget responsibly. The website is called ' Irony.gov. '

The past is history, the future is a mystery. But today is a gift...that's why they call it the present. So cherish every minute of it.

In order to be able to reduce migration we need to be outside the European Union.

Anyone who tells you fatherhood is the greatest thing that can happen to you, they are understating it.

And I realized that sometimes the greatest triumphs in your life come in on little cat feet and sit on silent haunches and it's up to you to see it before it moves on.

If you develop love, you do not need to develop anything else.

If we do not pay attention to ourselves in our practice, then we cannot call it yoga.