Before I was famous, I already was the person that attracted and dealt with a lot of weirdos.

I am Shiva, Destroyer of Worlds.

The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns. He comes as everything you've ever wished for.

You show me a truly funny girl who doesn't have emotional issues, and I'll introduce you to my stable of unicorn thoroughbreds ridden by leprechaun jockeys.

Men will treat you the way you let them. There is no such thing as 'deserving' respect; you get what you demand from people.

The great stories go to those who aren't afraid to live them

You ever wake up in the middle of the night because a couple of cats are clawing each other to death outside your window? That's what it's like listening to you speak.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don't even remember saying.

I laugh at people who say things like 'I'm a good person, I just do bad things.' No, that's not how it works. What you do IS who you are.

The hardest lesson I've had to learn in my life is that my intelligence is inversely correlated to my humility. The more I thought I knew, the less I actually knew.

The narcissist act is not an act. I actually am a narcissist, very much so. My world revolves around me.

No one in the world gets what they want and that is beautiful.

I did not come to NASA to make history.

I'd like to have kids at some point. I think I'll have a family someday.

I think cats would have an even worse attitude if they found out how stupid their names were.

My lyrics say I have morals, I have confidence, I have weaknesses, I have strong points, that I am a human being.

Every person who dedicates his or her life to something that belongs to the greater good is very meaningful.

When I lace my shoes I can't stand when they are twisted and dirty. It just looks sloppy. Even if it's a new pair of Chuck Taylors and the laces are all twisted it looks like you don't care.

Yes, the first morning of creation wrote what the last dawn of reckoning shall read.

The goal of revival is conformity to the image of Christ, not imitation of animals.

Be secret and exult, Because of all things known That is most difficult.