Be the Ambulance. Make toast.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Some people meet each other again only when I'm there!

We are living in a world where everything is false. The society is like bright paint applied on top of rotten wood.

Whatever road I take, the guiding star is within me; the guiding star and the loadstone which point the way. They point in but one direction. They point to me.

Authentic faith cannot help but act.

When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.

Wars are not favourable to delicate pleasures.

The dualism itself becomes a sort of presupposition or datum; its terms condition the further problem.

Remarkable places are like the summits of rocks; eagles and reptiles only can get there.

The world would use us just as it did the martyrs, if we loved God as they did.

I'll take my five positions per second any day, thank you