If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

God chooses only hard working people for His works.

Somehow when we no longer feel in control we become available to deeper aliveness.

And I think that a woman as chancellor can also serve as a good example,.

If you want to stop an argument, close your mouth.

Where there is no math, there is no freedom.

Values are like fingerprints. Nobody's are the same, but you leave 'em all over everything you do

I think a lot of people have this idea that if you put something on YouTube you'll get famous overnight. It would be really great if that was possible, but that's not really how it works.

I am comfortable at the height where destiny has put me.

I'm looking forward, that's all, I'm not looking backwards.

Art is a personal act of courage.