Ask me. I'm a cow expert.

Ask yourself: 'Do I feel the need to laminate?' Then teaching is for you.

When we lock things away," he said with conviction, "we're really imprisoning ourselves.

The dog always dies. Go to the library and pick out a book with an award sticker and a dog on the cover. Trust me, that dog is going down.

If it isn't on YouTube, it might as well have never happened.

In our family, you don't get a childhood. We're too busy trying to dominate the world.

The thing about a cavity search is this: it has nothing to do with the dentist.

What did Romeo and Juliet do?” They died,” I remind her gently. “Some mix-up with the poison-

Don't think of it as losing a boyfriend. Think of it as gaining a stalker." -Dan Cahill

I hate France. It's like the whole country's on a diet

Global warming doesn't care what's in your bank account." -Sinead Starling

You think knowing things will solve your private little griefs?

Health is wealth but being wealthy does not mean one is healthy.

You shouldn't call then anything. They're poor unfortunate people who cannot help the way they look,

Base and crafty cowards are like the arrow that flieth in the dark.

I was there [in school] the full time with one teacher, and the student body was never more than 10 or 12 students of all ages.

In Quebec, we can no longer increase taxes if we want to stay competitive.

Despair is better treated with hope, not dope.

Those that have loved longest love best.

I can't explain inspiration. A writer is either compelled to write or not. And if I waited for inspiration I wouldn't really be a writer.

If we can (generate) the right emotion inside of us, we can get ourselves to do anything. If you don’t have the money, but you’re creative and determined enough, you’ll find the way.