Be drug-free and smoke some crack.

When someone does something good, applaud! You will make two people happy.

If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive.

We want a story that starts out with an earthquake and works its way up to a climax.

I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their job.

The harder I work, the luckier I get.

A hospital is no place to be sick.

Ninety percent of the art of living consists of getting along with people you cannot stand.

I'm willing to admit that I may not always be right, but I am never wrong.

From success you get a lot of things, but not that great inside thing that love brings you.

If Roosevelt were alive today, he'd turn over in his grave.

Truth is confirmed by inspection and delay

Curiosity fueled our determination to keep questioning.

It is man who forsake is Maker.

Success is usually the culmination of controlling failure.

I am confident that we will see a growing consensus about the most effective way to transform food in America: building a real, sustainable and free school-lunch program.

I like writing my own material - Im pretty good at it.

Who do I like best, men or women? I think it really depends on what for!

Now that I'm famous, guys don't hit on me.

When I put on my uniform, I feel I am the proudest man on earth.