Bad facts make bad law, and people who write bad laws are in my opinion more dangerous than songwriters who celebrate sexuality.

A mind is like a parachute. It doesn't work if it is not open.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

There are only two things to remember. Number one...Don't Stop, and number two...Keep Going!

The most important thing to do in your life is to not interfere with somebody else's life.

Power will be maintained by the groovy guy or gal who gets the most media coverage for his sleaze. Naturally, his friends in various businesses will do okay, too.

Republicans stand for raw, unbridled evil and greed and ignorance smothered in balloons and ribbons.

Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible.

Republican is fine, if your a millionaire. Democrats is fair, if all you own is what you wear. Neither of them's really right, cause neither of them care.

It gets harder the more you know. Because the more you find out the uglier everything seems.

The United States is a nation of laws: badly written and randomly enforced.

The fear of appearances is the first symptom of impotence.

The fame thing is interesting because I never wanted to be famous, and I never dreamt I would be famous.

Sometimes you need to be touched to know you're still alive.

If God awarded us medals, as they do in the Olympics, love would win the gold, joy the silver, and peace the bronze.

Wolves never look more funny than when they have lost the scent and scrabble to find it again: they hop in the air; they run in circles, they plow up the ground with their noses . . . .

If we are to transform the world, we must first begin by transforming ourselves.

Every time when they would call my name I kept hearing 'New York Knicks' instead of 'Seattle SuperSonics.

I have seen myself backward.

Of what shall a man be proud, if he is not proud of his friends?

Democracy is indispensable to socialism.