As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing clear: This war is not about oil. It's about gasoline.

According to a new survey, 90% of men say their lover is also their best friend. Which is really kind of disturbing when you consider man's best friend is his dog.

Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!

You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.

Politics is just show business for ugly people.

CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. Women admire her because she's strong and successful. Men admire her because she allows her husband to cheat and get away with it.

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'I'd like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on stem cell research. He said today he believes life begins at conception and ends at execution.

Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of L.A. in the next election. Remember the good 'ol days when only qualified people ran for office like actors and professional wrestlers.

She couldn't avoid being serious about things she cared for, and happiness made her grave at the thought of all the things which might destroy it.

If you cannot peacefully coexist with many different cultures and beliefs, then you should probably not be living in the USA.

I had to decide who I was, Night or Day, Human or Vampire.

Democracy is not about protests. Democracy is about meetings.

When we work for Christ out of obligation, it feels like work. But when we truly love Christ, our work is a manifestation of that love, and it feels like love.

[Jerry Brown] is California's way of celebrating the Year of the Child.

There is only one way to go: up. I like to find cheap assets with problems. It gives me power.

I feel it's part of my job to make the problems of the poor compelling.

My strength is in my ability to be versatile.

I've always felt that, no matter where you go, people are just people.