As the Chinese will tell you, history depends on your point of view.

Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn't go far didn't see him shoot across that floor. I told him he was grounded.

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

I have to get a licence to drive a motorcycle to protect myself and the people around me. I am adamant there should be some sort of licensing required to have children.

A guy knows he's in love when he loses interest in his car for a couple of days.

If you don't decide where you're going, life will decide for you.

Sometimes you get the sense that the Creator is getting to that point of "Yeah, we might have to reboot."

My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.

Real men don't use instructions, son. Besides, this is just the manufacturer's opinion on how to put this together.

I'm a creative guy, artistically with graphics.

Jill, we became parents so we could tell our kids what to do. Otherwise we're just the tallest people living here.

When God keeps away certain people from you, it may be that the person is not good for you.

I guess I need to leave it up to the Great Magician, as Harry would say.

I love you but I got to love me more.

Books are more honest than the world. If you want to understand people, listen to what they make up.

First grade was - I spoke only Spanish, and second grade - probably a bit more English. And by the time I hit third grade, I was learning, of course, much, much more English.

Bad news sells because the amygdala is always looking for something to fear.

Motivation is the catalyzing ingredient for every successful innovation. The same is true for learning.

Most of us do not like to look inside ourselves for the same reason we don't like to open a letter that has bad news.

It's rare for people to genuinely try to understand what others are trying to say.

Obviously songs and musicians mean a lot to people.