As long as your name is NOT Jesus, I CAN live without you

Patience of a teacher breaks when he throws chalk on student.

Anytime you're tempted to upsell someone else, stop what you're doing and upserve instead.

Outcasts may grow up to be novelists and filmmakers and computer tycoons, but they will never be the athletic ruling class.

Logic is in the eye of the logician.

The first sip of beer on a hot day is like that first finger-dip when you open a new jar of peanut butter.

You have the Midas touch. Everything you touch turns to a muffler.

Avoiding complexity reduces bugs.

I have a heart with room for every joy .

I adore acting; it's in my blood - quite literally - but I can honestly say the most creative thing in the world for me is being a mother.

When I write, I love finding connections between ideas. When the connections are plentiful and strong, then I know it's a pretty good subject to write about.