As a well-known great man would have said if he had thought of it, "Don't go around offending people just because it can be done sitting down."

Never place a period where God has placed a comma.

We favor putting Congress on a commission basis. Pay them for results. If they do a good job and the country prospers, they get 10% of the extra take.

This used to be a government of checks and balances. Now it's all checks and no balances.

A friend asked her doctor if a woman should have children after thirty-five. I said, "Thirty-five children is enough for any woman.

This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.

They laughed at Joan of Arc, but she went right ahead and built it.

I don't see what difference it makes what side it's [your bread] buttered on. I always eat both sides.

The President of today is just the postage stamp of tomorrow.

My mind works so fast. When I think of something I say it. Lots of times I say it even before I think of it.

A platform is something a candidate stands for and the voters fall for.

Effective decision-making can be seen as an optimal link between memory of the past, ground-realities of the present and insights of the future.

When you travel, be fully present in the place of voyage.

A lot of the problems teenagers go through, it's better for them to go through them on their own. If you always have a crutch, you don't learn anything.

Liverpool Football Club is the heartland of football folklore

We have to be realistic about what the state can afford, and put an end to abuses of the system that cost millions.

Knowledge, or more expressively truth,--for knowledge is truth received into our intelligence,--truth is an ideal whole.

As always in a musical collaboration: One has to like each other. As simple as that.

Merry Christmas, I whisper to myself. Merry Christmas, Nate.

A man is but the product of his thoughts what he thinks, he becomes.

We ourselves cannot put any magic spells on this world. The world is its own magic.