As a rule, we go about with masks, we go about looking honest, and we are able to conceal ourselves all through the day.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Being on a set for one day is hard enough no matter what it is. You're the new guy, and you go in, and as you get comfortable it's over.

Move at your own pace, don't be afraid - and know that it's going to be okay.

I've sort of done a play every four or five years I guess if I look back in my career. And I think that's good.

I regret that a private comment I made to the vice presidential candidate made it through the public airways.

I've become more confident as I have got older. I care less what others think.

The minister who keeps back hell from his people in his sermons is neither a faithful nor a charitable man.

How would it be if we discovered that aliens only stopped by earth to let their kids take a leak?

There are things in American culture that want to wipe the class distinction. Blue jeans. Ready-made clothes. Coca-Cola.

Let me not be so vain to think that I'm the sole author of my victories and a victim of my defeats.